Sheath File FAQ

Q: What is the Sheath File?
A: The Sheath File is the world's largest collection of 
synonyms for the word "condom."

Q: Where did it come from?

A: The Sheath File is made up of contributions from people around the world.

Q: How can I contribute to the Sheath File?

A: Please send all submissions to the sheath file to "sheath@lmi.net"

Q: If I plant gladiolas in my neighbors fire hydrant, will cheese sauce flow from my loins?

A: This is one of the most commonly asked questions. The answer is "blue".

Thanks to all who have contributed!