
Mama's Cork
Music - Gary Morrell
Words - Ray "The Crack" Mattos
Appears on Just Like in the Old Country
Bake it into lemon pie
push it into grandma's eye
bang it with some stringy clams
serve it with some frozen yams
stain it with a greasy lick
whip it with the salmon stick
tease it with a turkey bone
pray to it when you’re alone
A River of tension
A Planet of pain
Wish I had me a dozen
Of Mama's corks for my drain
Ask it for the fatty part
Offer it your shopping cart
Use it to remove your lumps
hose it off with gentle pumps
don’t forget the filthy rag
mark it with a pretty tag
could you chew it with a fork
tell the truth to mama's cork
A River of tension
A Planet of pain
Wish I had a me a dozen
Of Mama's corks for my brain
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