Murder Mice

Words and Music - Fred Callaway

Appears on Our Green World

INTRO: 

Keys solo vamp on Ebm7 

Hits:  Ebm7 (2x)        B7  Bb7alt (break) 

VERSE 1: 

When you turn out the light 

Ebm7 

They’ll be coming for you 

Ebm7 

In the dark of night 

Absus7 Ab7 Absus7 Ab7 

With a bloody corkscrew 

Ebm7 

Bm7 Bb7alt (break) 

They’ll pull out your eyes 

don’t be surprised when they do 

Murder mice 

Ebm7  Ebm7/Db  Ebm7/C  B7  Bbsus7  Bb7alt (break) 

VERSE 2: 

If you’re taking a nap 

On your new lawn chair 

You better set a mouse trap 

Or they’ll cut of your hair 

When you’re fast asleep, 

  they’ll shear you like a sheep at county fair 

Murder mice 

VERSE 3: 

They’re inside of the walls 

 and they wanna break through 

they’re gonna chew off your balls 

and make a testicle stew 

They’ll turn you inside out, 

    fill you with sauerkraut and fondue 

Murder mice 

MUSICAL INTERLUDE: 

Follow keys: Eb pedal 

dun da da dun da da dun da dun da da da 

Ebm B Absus Ab 

Ebm B Ab6/9 Abm 

Ebm B Absus Ab 

Bass stops pedaling, follows progression 

Eb B Ab Db 

E F Bb 

Bass holds Bb. Guitars play: 

(Bass’ first note is E, guitar jumps from E to B) 

Hold last note. 

Ascend into madness, vocals cue bridge 

BRIDGE: 

Slower swing feel 

They’re just misunderstood 

Eb7 

They’re only up to good 

Eb7 

and their little pink paws 

Ab7 

are hardly murderous claws 

Eb7 

         Bbsus7  (break) 

when you hear their pitter patter, 

Ab7 

 your fears will scitter scatter because 

        Bb7 (break) 

they’re sweet, those murder mice 

Eb7  Eb7/Db  Eb7/C  B7  Bbsus7 

Keys solo 

Guitar solo 

Keys solo on intro to bring it back to verse 

VERSE 3: 

Original feel 

Those sneaky little rats 

They took me for a dope 

They crucified my cats 

and filled my toothpaste with soap 

If they fool you twice  then they’ll fool you thrice 

don’t be a trope! 

Murder mice 

ENDING: 

Bass goes: bowwww 

Half time feel, chords come on 1 and 4. 

Ebm Bm Bm/Ab Bb 

EbmM7 BM7 Abm7 Bb7 

Repeat 3x, then hold Bb7 and fade out, keys end.

 

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