Twenty Times
Words - Ray "The Crack" Mattod
Music - Gary Morrell
Appears on Just Like in the Old Country
Twenty times all in a row
twenty times to my head a new blow
six isn't nearly and short is quite clearly
the longest and best way to go
Twenty times less than before
twenty times bills at the core
phone always ringing
to my pill bottle singing
the noise as you open my door
Oh twenty more times if you please
Oh mama twenty more times in a row
Oh daddy twenty times begging cause she's
Oh twenty more times in love than you know
twenty times cheese with my fruit
twenty times blown at the flute
tuba makes louder
and clams in the chowder
arrive in a holiday suit
twenty times sour blue soup
twenty times bend-over stoop
sick in the middle
with feet on the griddle
hurting and you flew the coop
Oh twenty more times if you please
(2 times ten is twenty)
Oh mama. twenty more times in a row
(3 times 6 plus 2)
Oh daddy. twenty times begging cause she's
(quadruple your five's for a clean win)
Oh twenty more times in love than you know
(double or nothing-your through)
twenty times old as the hills
twenty times fried egg and chills
mama's gone crazy
and I'm much to lazy
to sweep up after she spills
Oh twenty more times if you please
Oh mama twenty more times in a row
Oh daddy twenty times begging cause she's
Oh twenty more times in love than you know
Copyright © 1993 Ten Ton Chicken and Ray Mattos